i need a hug so fucking bad and you’re the only one who makes me feel safe and i fucking hate you for that
I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
my sense of humor is so warped
i don’t laugh at actual jokes
i laugh at things like:
I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT
NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT
I’M ANGRY BECAUSE I LAUGHED REALLY HARD