WOW i just thought of all the boyfriends who bought their girlfriend tickets for miley’s concert tonight as their valentines gift
do you know what this is? this is a CHEESE SLICER.
AND WE DON’T GET WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD DON’T WANT TO USE OUR BRILLIANT INVENTION
WE HATE THE FACT THAT OTHER COUNTRIES CUT CHEESE WITH A KNIFE, POOR PEOPLE, YOU MUST BE STRUGGLING SO MUCH NO WONDER THERE’S STILL WARS TO BE FAUGHT
WHAT IF YOU CUT TOO MUCH AND THE SLICE IS TOO THICK?? OR TOO THIN AND IT’S NOT ENOUGH??
THE PROBLEMS WOULD’VE BEEN SOLVED WITH A FUCKING CHEESE SLICER COME ON PEOPLE
i don’t even eat cheese and i own one of these..
GREAT BRITAIN IS WITH YOU NORWAY.
I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.
So, basically, this is not my cat.
But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.
How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house.